So I looked in the couch cushions for the tv remote and found

I kid you not:

-glue stick
-Wii remote
-calendula diaper cream
-unknown number of hidden candy and gum wrappers
-candy pieces (sweetarts? mints?)
-rechargeable battery
-several pretzel sticks and their pieces
-2 guitar picks
-wrapped mint life saver
-rubber frog
-cardboard game piece
-3 legos
-1 lego man visor
- 2 barrettes
-1 nickel
-cell phone
-and finally, the tv remote

For the record, I just washed the slipcovers 3 weeks ago. It's funny, life with kids.....